GET A WALLET
Install Phantom or any Solana wallet. It takes one minute.
BUMP SPECIALIST · ON CALL · SOLANA
TINY CAT.
BIG BUMP.
Quiet post? Bump it with NUB. Small blue cat, maximum timeline momentum.
CA
BUMPS DELIVERED
0
the timeline is quiet.
FILED BY NOBODY · CONFIRMED BY EVERYONE
INCIDENT 001
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01
NUB found a quiet post.
+0 cm -
02
NUB bumped it.
+14 cm -
03
The post moved.
+3.4 m -
04
NUB considered this a career.
+∞
Now, whenever the timeline becomes too quiet, somebody calls the little blue specialist.
NUB arrives, bumps once, and leaves without answering questions.
CERTIFIED TEST ENVIRONMENT
THE BUMP FLOOR
Move your cursor. NUB follows. Whatever he reaches, moves.
Stop moving and everything drifts back to quiet.
OBJECT
A QUIET POST
DISPLACEMENT
MOVED
0
TOTAL
0.0 m
move your cursor in here
Weekly Bump Test: draw or edit a new object for NUB to walk into. The winner becomes the next community reaction image.
WEIGHED ON THE FLOOR
THE NUMBERS
SUPPLY
0
one billion. no more, ever.
TAX
0%
nothing is taken on the way past.
LP
0%
burned. the door is gone.
MINT
REVOKED
no second printing.
MOMENTUM READOUT
QUIET · NO CONTRACT YETPRICE—
MARKET CAP—
24H—
24H VOLUME—
Numbers wake up when the contract does.
FOUR STEPS. NO EXPLANATION.
HOW TO BUMP IN
FUND IT
Send SOL to your wallet from an exchange, or buy it inside the wallet.
SWAP FOR NUBBUMP
Paste the contract on pump.fun or Jupiter and swap. Check it twice.
BUMP
Hold. Reply. Remix. Every bump keeps the silly moving.
THINGS LINED UP TO BE BUMPED
THE QUEUE
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01
A POST
One quiet post. One bump. It moved. This part is history.
MOVED+3.4 m -
02
A THREAD
Launch, chart, first Bump Test. The reply ritual starts here.
MOVING+0.9 m -
03
THE TIMELINE
Weekly winners become reaction images. NUB stickers everywhere.
QUEUED+0 m -
04
THE INTERNET
Every quiet corner gets one visit. NUB does not explain the plan.
QUEUED+0 m
BUMP IT
WITH NUB
He never shouts. He never explains. He just walks in until the thing moves.
